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The Torquemada to your heresy! Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in the "The Torquemada to your heresy!" journal:
January 18th, 2006
03:00 pm


Finally some support!!

"J.K Rowling is a Pop-culture Hitler"


Don't let the haters get you down - they're just jealous because you know so much more about history and literature than they do. I bet they're not even American either. Fucktards!!

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July 25th, 2005
12:44 pm


Well, what can we say about the interview that hasn't already been said by throngs of rightfully furious fans? Come on, people, look at the same of the community, it's explicit enough!

However, I'd like to personally express my pride in the Harmony ship, a great pleasure barge still sailing on this Styx river that is Harry Potter fandom. Harmonians, in the past week, have proven to be graceful, classy, mature and well-spoken in the face of disappointment, ridicule and treason. Once again, the dollar has spoken - no doubt the WTO has had a hand in this heresy that is OBHWF.

But the battle continues! Here are a few communities that have risen in this great movement of protest, like great red flags rising above the ashes of plutocracy:




An act of astounding bravery to be saluted by all! Let us take the maquis! No passaran! Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! And a hey nonny nonny hey nonny ho!

Arise ye shippers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of fanon
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of canon.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile readers arise, arise
We'll keep henceforth our old delusions
And spurn the books to win the prize.

So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The HMS Harmony unites the human race.
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The HMS Harmony unites the human race.

Current Mood: militant

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July 19th, 2005
08:05 pm




Not one Weasley dead by the end of HBP??? How could this happen, Jo? WHY?? THEY ARE EVIL!!!

And making Hermione act like an actual teenage girl - with PMS!! What were you thinking, Jo? After all the clues you laid for her to be a Goddess-meets-Ying-meets-Freud Miltonian Heroine???? Only to replace her with Ginny, who dated TWO BOYS before snagging Harry! Are you trying to deprave our kids or something???

And don't get me started on Hormonal!Harry, Pimp!Ron, OldShakyBastard!Dumbledore, I'mMoreEvulThanLuciusSoIllShagNarcissa!Snape and OMG STRAIGHT!REMUS!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!


I mean, okay, the plot wasn't bad with the Horcrux shit and all, but seriously, how do you except your loyal fans to enjoy it when they know that Harry will never get Hermione's nookie unless she gets him really really really drunk??

Listen up, Jo. I have read  a fanfic where Harry accidentally shags Hermione's mother in the kitchen - while he's engaged to Hermione - and the Grangers are nudist. I have read a fanfic where Harry calls himself Billy Bob and pretends to be American. I have read a fanfic where he and Hermione dance the tango and shag on Ron's grave. And hell, all of these were more in character than the garbage you sold a zillion copies of!

Hermione in love with Ron? Harry in love with Ginny? *pukes*

Now the theory that has been brewing in my brain is confirmed: Pope Benedict read an advanced copy of HBP, and rightuflly denounced it as malicious, because there is no other way to qualify these ships. They are a work of the Devil.


Current Mood: enragedenraged

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July 15th, 2005
12:45 pm


Hello everyone!
I don't know what moron found this community, since we were saving it for after HBP came out, even though we've absolutely no doubt it'll utterly suck, but not that you're here, rest assured that this will be the place to express utter loathing for the new book and its 'author.'

But no death threats. Really.

Anyway, apparently ginnyweasley thought we'd gone beyond the pale with this community. Who asked her opinion, I've no idea, but I'll deign to answer her.

I can dislike a book I haven't read if I like. I already know it'll suck. The books just get worse and worse as they go along, and look at that lame site JKR runs.

Anyway, I'm not the only person who thinks this way. no_remorse has already written a spoiler-free (if you care about 'ruining' it) review of HBP without reading it, and she hates it too.

Glad to see some people have sense.

Slighted Slyth

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