Not one Weasley dead by the end of HBP??? How could this happen, Jo? WHY?? THEY ARE EVIL!!!
And making Hermione act like an actual teenage girl - with PMS!! What were you thinking, Jo? After all the clues you laid for her to be a Goddess-meets-Ying-meets-Freud Miltonian Heroine???? Only to replace her with Ginny, who dated TWO BOYS before snagging Harry! Are you trying to deprave our kids or something???
And don't get me started on Hormonal!Harry, Pimp!Ron, OldShakyBastard!Dumbledore, I'mMoreEvulThanLuciusSoIllShagNarcissa!Snape and OMG STRAIGHT!REMUS!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
I mean, okay, the plot wasn't bad with the Horcrux shit and all, but seriously, how do you except your loyal fans to enjoy it when they know that Harry will never get Hermione's nookie unless she gets him really really really drunk??
Listen up, Jo. I have read a fanfic where Harry accidentally shags Hermione's mother in the kitchen - while he's engaged to Hermione - and the Grangers are nudist. I have read a fanfic where Harry calls himself Billy Bob and pretends to be American. I have read a fanfic where he and Hermione dance the tango and shag on Ron's grave. And hell, all of these were more in character than the garbage you sold a zillion copies of!
Hermione in love with Ron? Harry in love with Ginny? *pukes*
Now the theory that has been brewing in my brain is confirmed: Pope Benedict read an advanced copy of HBP, and rightuflly denounced it as malicious, because there is no other way to qualify these ships. They are a work of the Devil.
ALL RISE AND FIGHT THE OBHWF INFIDELS!!!!!