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July 19th, 2005
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OH NOES!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!

Not one Weasley dead by the end of HBP??? How could this happen, Jo? WHY?? THEY ARE EVIL!!!

And making Hermione act like an actual teenage girl - with PMS!! What were you thinking, Jo? After all the clues you laid for her to be a Goddess-meets-Ying-meets-Freud Miltonian Heroine???? Only to replace her with Ginny, who dated TWO BOYS before snagging Harry! Are you trying to deprave our kids or something???

And don't get me started on Hormonal!Harry, Pimp!Ron, OldShakyBastard!Dumbledore, I'mMoreEvulThanLuciusSoIllShagNarcissa!Snape and OMG STRAIGHT!REMUS!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!

*cries*

I mean, okay, the plot wasn't bad with the Horcrux shit and all, but seriously, how do you except your loyal fans to enjoy it when they know that Harry will never get Hermione's nookie unless she gets him really really really drunk??

Listen up, Jo. I have read  a fanfic where Harry accidentally shags Hermione's mother in the kitchen - while he's engaged to Hermione - and the Grangers are nudist. I have read a fanfic where Harry calls himself Billy Bob and pretends to be American. I have read a fanfic where he and Hermione dance the tango and shag on Ron's grave. And hell, all of these were more in character than the garbage you sold a zillion copies of!

Hermione in love with Ron? Harry in love with Ginny? *pukes*

Now the theory that has been brewing in my brain is confirmed: Pope Benedict read an advanced copy of HBP, and rightuflly denounced it as malicious, because there is no other way to qualify these ships. They are a work of the Devil.

ALL RISE AND FIGHT THE OBHWF INFIDELS!!!!!

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From:tiferet
Date:July 20th, 2005 07:07 am (UTC)
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You know, it's pretty suspicious that you and slighted_slyth are the only members of this comm and are each other's only friends.

I call TROLL...you don't sound like Slythfen or like H/Hr shippers, and your posts both here and in your own journals sound exactly like the sorts of things the wankers on FW accuse H/Hr shippers and Draco fans of saying, that they don't actually say.

But good on you both for getting ginny_weasley all riled up.
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From:go_back_chief
Date:November 2nd, 2005 04:21 pm (UTC)
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Wow, a voice of reason. I don't think ginny_weasley was really riled up, though, because she either created the community herself, or knows the ones who did. Why am I so sure of this? Because she posted about the community only two hours after it was created, when it only had these two fake account members. I don't see how she could have known about it, unless she created it herself, or was told by those who did. :-)
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From:black_goose
Date:July 20th, 2005 03:40 pm (UTC)
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I am going to tackle lots of things here.

Not one Weasley dead by the end of HBP??? How could this happen, Jo? WHY?? THEY ARE EVIL!!!
Since when have the Weasley's been evil. Oh yeah, their on the Death Eaters side, I see it now. wtf???

And making Hermione act like an actual teenage girl - with PMS!! What were you thinking, Jo? After all the clues you laid for her to be a Goddess-meets-Ying-meets-Freud Miltonian Heroine???? Only to replace her with Ginny, who dated TWO BOYS before snagging Harry! Are you trying to deprave our kids or something???
Yeah, these are books about teenagers, so of course Hermione can't be a normal teenager, she has to be a- what was the phrase again? Oh yeah a Goddess-meets-Ying-meets-Freud Miltonian Heroine Get a grip! Hermione is no Goddess. She is a bushy haired know-it-all, not some sleek haired picture of perfection. And according to you, Harry can only have someone who has never gone out with anyone? HA! Just sporked your own ship. Hermione has gone out with Krum, hasn't she? What, does that not matter if it's Hermione he wants to go out with?

And don't get me started on Hormonal!Harry, Pimp!Ron, OldShakyBastard!Dumbledore, I'mMoreEvulThanLuciusSoIllShagNarcissa!Snape and OMG STRAIGHT!REMUS!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
1)Harry is 16. He is bound to be hormonal. PRACTICALLY EVERYONE IN THE BOOK WAS!
2) How was Ron a pimp?
3)Dumbledore is old. ok? VERY VERY OLD!
4)When does Snape shag Narcissa. He does an Unbreakable Vow-omg, if you read between the lines he's...making an Unbreakable Vow. *rolls eyes*
5) Find me 1 piece of solid evidence for a gay!Remus. read my lips. HE. IS. NOT. GAY! Did you honestly believe that a woman with CHILDREN, who writes books for CHILDREN, would put hawt gay sex in? If you did, then your more dilusional than I thought.

I mean, okay, the plot wasn't bad with the Horcrux shit and all, but seriously, how do you except your loyal fans to enjoy it when they know that Harry will never get Hermione's nookie unless she gets him really really really drunk??
So, really, these "loyal fans", will not be fans unless JKR does exactly as they want. oh yeah, I can see the loyalty oozing out of them.

Listen up, Jo. I have read a fanfic where Harry accidentally shags Hermione's mother in the kitchen - while he's engaged to Hermione - and the Grangers are nudist. I have read a fanfic where Harry calls himself Billy Bob and pretends to be American. I have read a fanfic where he and Hermione dance the tango and shag on Ron's grave. And hell, all of these were more in character than the garbage you sold a zillion copies of!
I worry at the type of Fanfic you read
Tell me exactly when anyone is out of character in this book. Or is all your evidence for that in the fact that your ship didn't happen?

Hermione in love with Ron? Harry in love with Ginny? *pukes**pukes at the load of rubbish that is this entry.*All you've done is read the books for the romance, and when your ship didn't happen, decided that the HP books are a load of rubbish, and that the author MUST have taken a bribe, or gone insane, because it was soo obvious that H/Hr was gonna happen. Grow up, and see that you ship died on 16 July, 2005, at 12.01am, and there is nothing you can do about it.

And I have read ginny_weasley argument thing, and she is absolutly right.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 20th, 2005 04:35 pm (UTC)
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You do realize that the two members of this community are fake, yes?
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From:black_goose
Date:July 22nd, 2005 01:23 pm (UTC)
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I don't care. I'm sick of people dissing the new book.
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From:exhaledeeply
Date:August 9th, 2005 01:52 am (UTC)
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I'm sick of it too. I'm a Harry/Hermione shipper, and I don't think that JKR is evil. I love Ron, and Ginny DOES bug me, but I'm okay with her. I just want everybody to be happy and Hermione not to die. Is that too much to ask?


I suppose so. I'd rather Harry/Luna, and Ginny is a little... Mary Sue-ish. Jkrowling could have been nicer when sinking the ship... But you don't always get what you want I suppose. I'm still a Harry/Hermione shipper and I will continue to love jkrowling.
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From:black_goose
Date:September 4th, 2005 08:40 pm (UTC)
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Thank you. I may be a R/Hr shipper, but I can be nice to nice H/Hr shippers, which is the majority. People like this give the nice ones bad names.
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From:exhaledeeply
Date:September 5th, 2005 12:38 am (UTC)
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And it's people like you who make me love the R/Hr shippers, despite some of them. ♥
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 5th, 2005 01:14 pm (UTC)
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YAY! I'm lurved. Now, should we let these nasty H/Hr shippers to get on with their pathetic lives?
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From:mayhemme
Date:July 20th, 2005 03:45 pm (UTC)
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Please stop polluting my fandom with your immaturity. Thank you.
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From:jewelrywhore
Date:July 23rd, 2005 07:57 pm (UTC)
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XD
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From:exhaledeeply
Date:September 5th, 2005 12:39 am (UTC)
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FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINNUUUTES


Haha, this post is funny. Random lyrics make it better.
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From:likeafox
Date:July 25th, 2005 08:49 pm (UTC)
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Once again I say: lolz internet
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From:obhwfgirl
Date:July 26th, 2005 10:49 pm (UTC)
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Woah! You mean Hermione is an actual person? With PMS and hormones and - she's a teenage GIRL?

And here I thought she was a saint. At least, that's the impression you delusional H/Hr shippers made her out to be.

And if anyone's the pimp, it's Hermione. She's kissed TWO guys - one for experience (like Ron) and the other to make Ron jealous. Harry has kissed TWO girls (two girls he FANCIED, neither for experience) and Ron's kissed ONE girl. Fantastic logic you lot have.
From:666nixhavok666
Date:August 1st, 2005 12:37 am (UTC)
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Grow the FUCK up.
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From:exhaledeeply
Date:August 9th, 2005 01:49 am (UTC)
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When did she say that no weasleys would ever die?


Why am I on this community?
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From:digitalmuse13
Date:August 9th, 2005 07:02 am (UTC)
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Whoa, dude. Take a breather. You are the reason R/Hr shippers call H/Hr shippers militant and delusional.

And psycho. But that's my word.
From:cozyrum
Date:August 9th, 2005 08:26 pm (UTC)
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I say I was laughing when I read this. I mean you obviously have no idea what you are talking about. One cannot consider one's self a Harry Potter fan unless one has read the books more than once each in the past... oh, say six months. If you after reading book 4 and 5 still had hope for Harry/Hermione you are indeed crazy (which is needless to point out due to the insane rant above). I do not have anything especially wrong with Harry/Hermione shippers unless they still believe that someway somehow Harry is suddenly going to want to shag Hermione and she is going to be really happy about this and they will do it on Ron's grave.
And I think that the Pope was more pointing out that the magic part was evil, though I am sure he wasn't pleased by all the snogging. But I have a small inkling that he was not an avid shipper of any type.
You are an odd person. :-/
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From:demonicmonkies
Date:August 27th, 2005 10:28 pm (UTC)
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I came here to get a laugh, and I most certainly did get one. I really hope you wrote this as satire or else you are now officially the stupidest person on the planet.
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From:rikks225
Date:August 29th, 2005 11:30 am (UTC)
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lol i definately agree
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 29th, 2005 11:33 am (UTC)
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haha, the hell is wrong with you people
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From:rikks225
Date:August 29th, 2005 11:35 am (UTC)
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...seriously.. this is a joke, right?
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From:exhaledeeply
Date:September 5th, 2005 12:40 am (UTC)
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RON MUSTN'T DIE. *lip wibble*
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From:infinitegraces
Date:October 14th, 2005 03:50 am (UTC)
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I agree! Ron must NOT die!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 9th, 2005 03:24 am (UTC)
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...

I love the internet. It breeds the crazies. But, despite the amusement from this little gem...

Would the rest of you lot try not to feed the troll, please?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:November 27th, 2005 10:58 pm (UTC)

The crap that is your opinion....

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!!!!!! WHAT MESSED UP REALITY DO YOU COME FROM!!!!!!!! I really don't know where to begin with - everything about that was complete and utter bullshit. How can you even claim to be HP fans but HATE THE HP BOOKS!!!!!!! It just DOESN'T MAKE ANY KIND OF SENSE... I'm really not surprised that you two only have each other as friends - actually i wouldn't be surprised if you're actually the same person but pretend to be seperate. I really wouldn't. And just to clear this up RON AND HERMIONE WILL GET TOGETHER AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND NOW AMOUNT OF BS THAT SPURTS FROM THAT WHOLE IN YOUR FACE WILL STOP THAT!!!!!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:November 27th, 2005 11:02 pm (UTC)

Re: The crap that is your opinion....

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P.S. i know these two are fake, i just get annoyed easily, so now that my rant is over i'll get back to shipping R/Hr quietly...
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From:littleilly
Date:December 30th, 2005 08:26 am (UTC)
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you are kidding right. This is a joke, right?
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