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Well, what can we say about the interview that hasn't already been… - The Torquemada to your heresy!
July 25th, 2005
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Well, what can we say about the interview that hasn't already been said by throngs of rightfully furious fans? Come on, people, look at the same of the community, it's explicit enough!

However, I'd like to personally express my pride in the Harmony ship, a great pleasure barge still sailing on this Styx river that is Harry Potter fandom. Harmonians, in the past week, have proven to be graceful, classy, mature and well-spoken in the face of disappointment, ridicule and treason. Once again, the dollar has spoken - no doubt the WTO has had a hand in this heresy that is OBHWF.

But the battle continues! Here are a few communities that have risen in this great movement of protest, like great red flags rising above the ashes of plutocracy:

hbp_wtf

delusionalfans

fanonhhr

An act of astounding bravery to be saluted by all! Let us take the maquis! No passaran! Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! And a hey nonny nonny hey nonny ho!


Arise ye shippers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of fanon
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of canon.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile readers arise, arise
We'll keep henceforth our old delusions
And spurn the books to win the prize.

So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The HMS Harmony unites the human race.
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The HMS Harmony unites the human race.

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From:alisquid
Date:July 25th, 2005 07:39 pm (UTC)
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This must be a troll. No one could be this bat shit.

Would you mind being my pet troll? Your so cute, and you had your Cranky-O's! Good girl!

By the way, your ship is at the bottom of the Canon Sea. I see your building one for fanon? Well, I hope the sane H/Hrs don't have to share one with you. You have no idea how I feel for them.

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From:paddita
Date:July 26th, 2005 09:06 pm (UTC)
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Think she's become a crap writer because she didn't pair Harry and Hermione together didn't kill off that bastard Ron didn't make that slut Ginny turn evil chose simplistic and contrived character development?

This community is heresy. It's HER story. HERS. Get over it and accept the books as they are, because the rest of the fandom thinks you're a bunch of childish, terrible people.
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From:illuminations
Date:July 27th, 2005 01:47 am (UTC)
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I feel quite sorry for you lot, having to give up fandom now. I mean, if you hate the author so much, why bother reading or writing about her characters - right?

I can't even being to imagine how much fanfiction now wastes your time.
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From:gracie_in_greek
Date:August 6th, 2005 10:47 pm (UTC)
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*Whispers* This is a parody community created to make it seem like all H/Hr Shippers everywhere are ready to storm Scotland with bricks.

...P.S., we're not.

This is just an attempt to make fun of us. It's not real.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 29th, 2005 12:31 pm (UTC)
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sadly and unfortunately, some of you are-
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From:avari_elf
Date:July 27th, 2005 10:45 am (UTC)
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I love your song! *hums along*
From:audreyshaped
Date:July 28th, 2005 03:45 am (UTC)
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG YOU SUCK
From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 29th, 2005 01:36 am (UTC)
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you guys are fucktards

leave jo alone

idiots
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From:christina_s
Date:July 30th, 2005 05:39 am (UTC)
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Asshole.

Or, if indeed you are creating some sort of parody site, hahaha you are highly amusing. Except not.
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From:bethan_b_bad
Date:August 9th, 2005 04:18 pm (UTC)
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Harmonians, in the past week, have proven to be graceful, classy, mature and well-spoken in the face of disappointment, ridicule and treason.

*dies laughing*
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From:volandum
Date:August 21st, 2005 08:07 pm (UTC)
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I read that first as "reason", which makes rather more sense.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 14th, 2005 07:26 pm (UTC)
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Just an idea, but...grow up.
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From:spattergroit
Date:October 8th, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
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You actually want a REAL human being to die because she didn't pair up the FICTIONAL characters that you wanted together?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:October 18th, 2005 09:13 pm (UTC)
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Guys, actually READ the entries before you reply. These are TAKING THE PISS.

...but it's quite sad that they have been taken seriously. Not sad for the valiant people defending JKR, but sad for H/Hr shippers. This kind of stuff gets said so often, that when people read the above piss-take entries, they actually take them seriously.
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From:go_back_chief
Date:November 1st, 2005 11:14 pm (UTC)
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The fact that so many people here don't seem to understand this is a parody, doesn't say much about the general IQ level of this fandom. Unless, of course, they are jokes, too, in which case I'll gladly eat my own words.
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From:cursedfire
Date:October 29th, 2005 10:18 am (UTC)
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The think you only do is to bring a bad reputation to us, H/Hr shippers. But I have a bad feeling that you may turn up as a R/Hr shipper like old incidents.
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From:go_back_chief
Date:November 1st, 2005 11:19 pm (UTC)
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She most clearly is. I remember when this community was brought up in ginny_weasley's entry about H/Hr-shippers. She brought up this community in her essay, even though the community had only been created two hours before, and only was friended by two lj accounts, both of which clearly were parodies, and bad ones at that. Anyway, my point is, there was no way she would have had time to learn about this community unless she herself, or friends of hers, had created this community, and the fake accounts that had friended it, themselves. Some people do have too much time on their hands.
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From:cursedfire
Date:November 2nd, 2005 12:13 pm (UTC)
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Bitches! Sorry for the offensive language!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 19th, 2005 07:52 pm (UTC)
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This has to be a joke. You've got to be kidding. I mean, really...

Dumbledore's dead, Harry's probably going to out emo himself to death, and THIS is what you care about?

This has to be a joke.
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From:miloo06
Date:December 29th, 2005 04:39 am (UTC)

WTF

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Hmmmm, you ssssuck!
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