Harmonitro the Wise ([info]harmonitro) wrote in [info]diejkrdie,
2005-07-25 12:44:00
  • Mood: militant

Well, what can we say about the interview that hasn't already been said by throngs of rightfully furious fans? Come on, people, look at the same of the community, it's explicit enough!

However, I'd like to personally express my pride in the Harmony ship, a great pleasure barge still sailing on this Styx river that is Harry Potter fandom. Harmonians, in the past week, have proven to be graceful, classy, mature and well-spoken in the face of disappointment, ridicule and treason. Once again, the dollar has spoken - no doubt the WTO has had a hand in this heresy that is OBHWF.

But the battle continues! Here are a few communities that have risen in this great movement of protest, like great red flags rising above the ashes of plutocracy:

[info]hbp_wtf

[info]delusionalfans

[info]fanonhhr

An act of astounding bravery to be saluted by all! Let us take the maquis! No passaran! Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! And a hey nonny nonny hey nonny ho!


Arise ye shippers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of fanon
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of canon.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile readers arise, arise
We'll keep henceforth our old delusions
And spurn the books to win the prize.

So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The HMS Harmony unites the human race.
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The HMS Harmony unites the human race.


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  • 21 comments

[info]alisquid

July 25 2005, 19:39:34 UTC 6 years ago

This must be a troll. No one could be this bat shit.

Would you mind being my pet troll? Your so cute, and you had your Cranky-O's! Good girl!

By the way, your ship is at the bottom of the Canon Sea. I see your building one for fanon? Well, I hope the sane H/Hrs don't have to share one with you. You have no idea how I feel for them.

[info]paddita

July 26 2005, 21:06:48 UTC 6 years ago

Think she's become a crap writer because she didn't pair Harry and Hermione together didn't kill off that bastard Ron didn't make that slut Ginny turn evil chose simplistic and contrived character development?

This community is heresy. It's HER story. HERS. Get over it and accept the books as they are, because the rest of the fandom thinks you're a bunch of childish, terrible people.

[info]illuminations

July 27 2005, 01:47:17 UTC 6 years ago

I feel quite sorry for you lot, having to give up fandom now. I mean, if you hate the author so much, why bother reading or writing about her characters - right?

I can't even being to imagine how much fanfiction now wastes your time.

[info]gracie_in_greek

August 6 2005, 22:47:54 UTC 6 years ago

*Whispers* This is a parody community created to make it seem like all H/Hr Shippers everywhere are ready to storm Scotland with bricks.

...P.S., we're not.

This is just an attempt to make fun of us. It's not real.

Anonymous

August 29 2005, 12:31:56 UTC 6 years ago

sadly and unfortunately, some of you are-

[info]gingersomething

July 27 2005, 10:26:09 UTC 6 years ago

ahahaha

[info]avari_elf

July 27 2005, 10:45:14 UTC 6 years ago

I love your song! *hums along*

[info]audreyshaped

July 28 2005, 03:45:36 UTC 6 years ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OMG YOU SUCK

Anonymous

July 29 2005, 01:36:56 UTC 6 years ago

you guys are fucktards

leave jo alone

idiots

[info]christina_s

July 30 2005, 05:39:30 UTC 6 years ago

Asshole.

Or, if indeed you are creating some sort of parody site, hahaha you are highly amusing. Except not.

[info]bethan_b_bad

August 9 2005, 16:18:56 UTC 6 years ago

Harmonians, in the past week, have proven to be graceful, classy, mature and well-spoken in the face of disappointment, ridicule and treason.

*dies laughing*

[info]volandum

August 21 2005, 20:07:26 UTC 6 years ago

I read that first as "reason", which makes rather more sense.

Anonymous

August 14 2005, 19:26:30 UTC 6 years ago

Just an idea, but...grow up.

[info]spattergroit

October 8 2005, 20:06:37 UTC 6 years ago

You actually want a REAL human being to die because she didn't pair up the FICTIONAL characters that you wanted together?

Anonymous

October 18 2005, 21:13:53 UTC 6 years ago

Guys, actually READ the entries before you reply. These are TAKING THE PISS.

...but it's quite sad that they have been taken seriously. Not sad for the valiant people defending JKR, but sad for H/Hr shippers. This kind of stuff gets said so often, that when people read the above piss-take entries, they actually take them seriously.

[info]go_back_chief

November 1 2005, 23:14:50 UTC 6 years ago

The fact that so many people here don't seem to understand this is a parody, doesn't say much about the general IQ level of this fandom. Unless, of course, they are jokes, too, in which case I'll gladly eat my own words.

[info]cursedfire

October 29 2005, 10:18:09 UTC 6 years ago

The think you only do is to bring a bad reputation to us, H/Hr shippers. But I have a bad feeling that you may turn up as a R/Hr shipper like old incidents.

[info]go_back_chief

November 1 2005, 23:19:39 UTC 6 years ago

She most clearly is. I remember when this community was brought up in [info]ginny_weasley's entry about H/Hr-shippers. She brought up this community in her essay, even though the community had only been created two hours before, and only was friended by two lj accounts, both of which clearly were parodies, and bad ones at that. Anyway, my point is, there was no way she would have had time to learn about this community unless she herself, or friends of hers, had created this community, and the fake accounts that had friended it, themselves. Some people do have too much time on their hands.

[info]cursedfire

November 2 2005, 12:13:12 UTC 6 years ago

Bitches! Sorry for the offensive language!

Anonymous

December 19 2005, 19:52:54 UTC 6 years ago

This has to be a joke. You've got to be kidding. I mean, really...

Dumbledore's dead, Harry's probably going to out emo himself to death, and THIS is what you care about?

This has to be a joke.

[info]miloo06

December 29 2005, 04:39:11 UTC 6 years ago

WTF

Hmmmm, you ssssuck!
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